Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.

I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.

by Tikicobra November 2, 2010

Jump Rump

A perverse naked form of leap frog.

I saw 3 drunk girls playing jump rump in the snow and couldn't look away

by oninomad February 22, 2011

jump on it june

When all of june you jump on a dick and ride it.everyday you ride more to make your manns nutt.

I can't wait for jump on it June!!

by Mypussywet December 20, 2017

Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

by mchboy1 November 8, 2009

Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more

Jennifer lopez

by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003