lily johnson

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.
Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Luke, Dairius, and RANDALL November 29, 2017
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Mr. Johnson

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.
"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"
by HeckinNice March 13, 2019
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johnson boy

A street criminal, or other rogue.
by A. Johnson May 26, 2007
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Tristan johnson

fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
by urban.bby November 26, 2019
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Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.
Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"
by Dabz January 22, 2007
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Blair Johnson

A blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie Ashley Russell on Yahoo Sports Minute and Rivals Minute.
When he fills in, it is a major disappointment for many, including non-sports fans, who watch the videos solely to admire and drool over the sexy blonde.
The young man opened up Rivals Minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of Ashley Russell, only to find that Blair Johnson was filling in for her. "I hate when that guy fills in for her", he said. "How dare she take a day off?"
by Boxcar Bob July 03, 2009
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Ms. Johnson

A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal
Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.
by GimmeAllYourBeans February 12, 2020
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