Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.
They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus
by sacuse November 23, 2010
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Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking
Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.
by Ellen Wagner April 12, 2008
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Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 24, 2011
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Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird
Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.
by Doug Mack December 07, 2007
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Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.
I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.
by CGpalace June 24, 2009
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Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 01, 2010
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Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."
by Diamonion January 29, 2004
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