Jerk turd

When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.

Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.

by WhoLIKEstorockDAPOTY July 12, 2009

jerk-off

Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

by hello~ December 15, 2012

jerkapolooza

A group of jerks together and/or around you who absolultely piss you off.

omg this place is another jerkapolooza!

by The Barrence July 8, 2006

jerk star

someone who's a jerk to the maximum!

"ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!"

"gurl, your little brothers a jerk star."

"foooo reaaaal! let's go smoke some hookah."

by monicaca August 3, 2007

Jerkatic

Someone who masturbates more than they should, or is addicted to jacking off.

Eric N. is a jerkatic, he masturbates 43 times a day.

by Nooniieboo January 31, 2009

Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion

He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011

Jerca

Jerca is a charming girl that everybody likes. Often seems like a bad girl, but is actually really sweet and innocent. She has a lot of friends, is really popular and often unapproachable. She can easily break your heart but will be kind and loving once she feels safe around you.

A: Dude, I met Jerca last night! I think I might be falling in love!
B: Man idk, you gotta be careful... You are probs getting your heart broken.

by zeus62 August 31, 2019