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Italian bath 

VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.

Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.

When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.

guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"

guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
Italian bath by your.real.name123 November 3, 2010

Italian penis 

A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German

OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.

Italian Stallion 

guy one: Damn that Italo is an Italian Stallion


guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous

guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.

guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
Italian Stallion by i.d.04 July 11, 2004
sweet, gulabule, nice guys. romans are of italian descent. did you know that bruce springstien is of italian descent?
the itiaians are just nice. not bad at all. italians are one of the most nicest races of all time. one other is asian.(of course, i am asian.)
italian by aboy May 27, 2007

italian hanger 

A sexual position involving the man kneeling while holding the woman's thighs on either side of his hips, as she is on her back.
Tim's favourite position is the Italian Hanger.
italian hanger by Cooks December 27, 2005
A cute fun boy tall cute and amber is bad
Did you see him he looks like an italo
Italo by Eljew October 6, 2018