sowed her field

The act of deliberately ejaculating upon a woman's unkept bush.

The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.

by CHEEDSICLE November 3, 2014

Beat her cheeks

When a male is clapping a females ass cheeks with his penis making a clap like sound

Hey man I just (beat her cheeks) last night,made her ass giggle

by Leo López January 13, 2019

Giggity her smougin

The process of having sexual intercourse while being unconsciously high with your Older sisters friends... bird might appearing to do this

Me and brother were trying to double team my moms hot daughters but Nate wanted to clock block while I giggity her smougin

by Bro just giggity her smougin March 11, 2019

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

giving her the river

An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself

He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.

by Mimapete June 27, 2011

Drive Her Car

To make love to a woman , have sex with a woman etc

Man I sure would love to drive her car!

by Smokecity November 4, 2010

Slop her noodle

When a straight friend insists that you perform fellatio on a man transitioning to a woman.

Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.

Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?

Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.

Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.

by Hunter Myles February 6, 2022