by Swinniga January 19, 2014
Get the virgin jokemug. by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019
Get the No dad jokemug. A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."
-What a lame Confucius joke.
-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
Get the Confucius Jokemug. An Inside joke that you have with yourself, and no-one else.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.
Person 1: 'heeheehee... Yoga Pants...'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'
by ToastedUnicorn December 1, 2013
Get the inself jokemug. (noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Dream Jokemug. A joke that is only funny to parties that are not involved in the joke, but is depressing, frustrating, or simply not funny to parties that are involved in the joke. It is essentially the opposite of an inside joke.
Insider: I can't believe I sharted in my pants during jury duty.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.
Outsider: HAHAHAHAHA!
Insider: *Grrr* Yeah, I guess it's kind of an outside joke.
by TastyWheat June 11, 2013
Get the outside jokemug.