what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

by Hurricane2005 May 31, 2023

Florida fridge

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022