dutch nugget

when you urinate inside a girls anus during intercourse and she shits it out into a jar and you put it in the freezer

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a dutch nugget last night"
Guy 2: "That's disgusting"

by mr_bumboozler July 07, 2019

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 06, 2008

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 09, 2009

VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK October 17, 2006

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012

Crack-dutch

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.

crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch

by Kyle Dupree November 02, 2004