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Hobo

Hobos are helpful and wise. Hobos have a loose network of friends that they run into randomly. Nothing beats a party that ensues from the random meeting of two hobo friends. The meeting is rich with stories, genuine respect, as well as opportunities to learn about potential jobs, hazards and boons that may help the hobos in their journeys forward. Hobos don't ask for help and they don't ask for recognition. Hobos happen because of the open society that North America offers. Things like hitchhiking, camping in bush lines, and hiring hobos for odd jobs or short contract work should be protected in order to preserve this special group of freebooters who love the land and all it has to offer.
I first got the idea to hobo after reading the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Since I started being a hobo I have seen many parts of this country and have many jobs that I can work seasonally when it suits me.
by Noneather December 27, 2020
mugGet the Hobomug.

drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
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Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
mugGet the Hobo Panda Bearmug.

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
mugGet the hobo showermug.

Nasty Hobo

A person who does not do what you want them to right away but will do something for someone else
Joe didn't get my shoe ,therefore, he's a nasty hobo
by stepheniemarie14 May 5, 2018
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Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.
Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.
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Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.
Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.
by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021
mugGet the Hobo Flipmug.

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