Lampin History 

All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."

This is the history of the word "lampin"

Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.

"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."

...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history

Lampin History by Breaaaah September 2, 2012

Canada's History 

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...

He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...

Canada's History by Audiac February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.

Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?

Canada's History by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.

Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.

Canada's History by Matty R GA February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

Canada's History by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

Canada's History by MarkyStover February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

Canada's History by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010