A phrase (first stated by Winston Churchill) used mostly by neo-nazis trying to make points about idiotic conspiracies even though they have practically zero evidence on their theories.
Professor: "Over 6 million Jewish people died in the holocaust"

The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."
by LiberalGarbage June 07, 2018
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AP European History

The greatest class ever invented in the history of mankind. Even though it is really hard, no other class will teach you more about politics, economics, religion, and obviously history.
AP European History, when taught by an intelligent and unbiased teacher, opens up an entire new world of debate and personal enrichment.
by Mr. Fitz rules September 08, 2006
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Canada's history

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.
Canada's history is so spussy like
by jasonn18 February 05, 2010
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Ap European History

The biggest waste of time. Even my teacher said, "the only time you'll need to any of this, is if you become a history teacher". Your week will be jampacked with work and instead of going to school events, you and your retard friends are at home studying for a test that includes over 100 pages of material. Not to mention the weekly vocab quizzes and chronology test that will make you want to rip your fucking mind out of your heads. Every day at lunch your friends, who aren't taking this dumb class, will call YOU the stupid one because you have a C in the class and they have an A in their easy World History class. I sleep at 12:30, I wake up at 6 and spend all my energy at school only to come home and work more.
hey, that Ap European History class your taking is FUCKING STUPID!
by FUKAPEURO September 28, 2018
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history channel bigfoot

30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
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AP World History

Have you ever been fucked in the ass with no lube by a dick made of razors? This is an ordeal analogous to taking AP World. All the overachieving dick face sophomores should just kill themselves now. Like genuinely save yourself the time and kill yourself now. What in the actual fuck is Czechoslovakia. Czecoslo-swallow my balls. I hope the inventors of AP world burn in the deepest depths of hell. I want them to choke on Mongolian dick for the rest of eternity and write LEQ's about Socialism till they're forced to blow their brains out. I want them to relive that every day for the rest of eternity. And don't even get me started on the AP Exam bullshit. Ain't no way in but fucking hell am I going to school at 7:30 in the godamn morning to get ass fucked by 55 questions bout so old ass white guy who decided he wanted to invent some retarded ass bullshit ass economy. If there are any psychotic killers living out there pls come for me. Do it. Now. Preferably before May 11th.
Person 1: Hey I'm taking AP World History next year!
Person 2: I'll send you a tutorial on how to effectively cut your wrists vertically<3
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thomas history month

Used in March, Also adds a extra day to Black History Month due to February being cut short. THM is celebrated because Thomas’ deserve recognition. Thomas Charles Norris is in charge of the rules and can change them at any time
Hey Tamera, did you know that march is Thomas History Month?
by Drakayy March 07, 2023
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