Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

by LH69 April 26, 2005

hand waving

the motion of moving the hand back and forth. Used as a nonverbal sign of greeting or farewell between two people

I waved my hand at fred.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Hand Pocket Dancer

A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.

"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"

by lucyt October 18, 2008

Hand Shammy

A hand job by a jewish girl

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.

by 707CASA November 1, 2008

hand plucked king

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.

"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.

by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013