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Google Mum

A "Google Mum" is a non-technical affine girl or woman, which hasn't any computer skills but is capable of using "Google".
She: "Hey, where do i get an antivirus software from"

Male1: "Why don't you just google it!"

Male1 to Male 2: "'Damn her, she isn't even a Google Mum"
by Ltd_Dan82 November 5, 2012
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Google Chrome

A really good browser that everyone should use! Well, that's what it is until they remove NPAPI so you can't run any common addons (like java, unity, etc.)
Billy: Google Chrome is great!
(a couple months from now)
Billy: You still use chrome?!?!?
by GudPiggeh July 3, 2015
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Google smart

When someone has to google a topic, then post the information, as if they came up with it all on their own.
Dude 1: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, baptismal name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era. Mozart showed prodigious ability from his earliest childhood.

Dude 2: Wow, you're Google smart, dude!
by Bo & Jr. January 8, 2013
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google gangster

A google gangster is exactly that- a wannabe who shaves his head, saggs the blue pressed dickies and puts on a white t shirt that is three sizes too big. Don't forget the squared sunglasses! They make you look tough.
Google gangsters (or GG's) live by the creed, "it's not where you're from, it's what you know". Everything a GG knows about "banging" they learned from a search engine such as Google.
Thug 1: "Look at that fool, homie"
Thug 2: "Wasn't he in FFA?"
Thug 1: "Yeah, he's a real Google gangster"
by coffeeanddonuts April 22, 2008
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google sandwich

When you leave google to go to a site and then go back to google without using the back button resulting in google sandwiching in the page youre viewing. Usually a form of protection when viewing a site that you don't want to be caught surfing.

Escaping the page is done simply by using back or forward button either will get you to google.
"Dude youre watching porn at work! NUTS! You better Google sandwich it in case the boss comes back."

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Eric: Wow youre seriously watching a Chris Crocker Video? Here comes your girlfriend.
Mike: Shit I better google sandwich it quick!
Eric: Good thinking!
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Kelly: So wow this guy I'm dating really is a convict. Here's his mugshot.
barbara: Oh no here he comes! Quick Google it nOW! Act natural!
Kelly: Whew that was close. Good thing I had my google sandwich on.
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Hot chick: Ew here he comes. He's gonna want to be invited, quick change the page.
Loser: Wow you guys are surfing google. Cool. I better go back to being lame. Bye.
Hot Chicks sidekick: You TOTALLY fooled him with the google sandwich.
by imurfriend2 April 27, 2008
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google maps

an online map used for stalkers and help pedophiles rape children inside their homes
Stalker 1: I'm gonna go on google maps to rape my next victim i hope they dont have a dog
Stalker 2: I hope Judy hasn't moved since 96 i really love her front window i wonder if shes changing
by antsdefin March 4, 2009
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"Google Boy"

The accepted definition of the "Google Boy" (or girl), is an individual obsessed with searching links on the internet to pass away boredom.

the term google boy has recently recived considerable use in the medical profession; as a slang term to describe patients of O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)with an overriding compulsion to use the search engine google to search for pornographic images till the early hours of the morning.

Noted Google boys: Ian D'Almeida renouned in computer world magazine as the next Bill Gates, Kashayar Seperhi (repected Iranian asylum seeker who was made famous as a Big Issue success story) and Graham Ridley (a riddle of a conundrum concerning Rowan Atkinson).
Example Sentences:

(noun. masculine) "Mummy I have seen a "Google Boy" under my bed and he was pwning me like a noob."

(med. prof) "Doctor, I think I am a "Google Boy""

(recent "The Times" headline) ""Google-Boy" epidemic on the rise since www.google.com image search facility released"
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