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Garrison Forest Girl

"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.

However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
by a man with the worst July 25, 2010
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fetess

The act of ejaculation on another person's face.
Jane made me so angry, I just fetessed her.
by angry pirate April 28, 2003
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forest frogger

hey lets a nice naked game of forest frogger
by Frogaa March 4, 2009
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Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.
"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"
by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011
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Foreskin Cannoli

When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
by Skeet The Hooded Warrior January 1, 2014
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Foreshot

Taking a shot of liquor from the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
A foreshot is a shot of liquor taken from foreskin
by Jimhippo September 13, 2015
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foreskinning

The act of ripping ones foreskin off (whether accidental or purposely) during sexual intercourse.
Holy crap, Edgar, I ripped your foreskin off! I didn't know I was foreskinning you!
by Gender binary May 22, 2016
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