TA football

Pathetic, in each and every known way. Seriously. Each and every one of them. God they suck.

(football player) "TA FOOTBALL, YEAAAAA!!!!!"
(me) "You suck, dumbass."

by None of your fucking business who February 14, 2005

Football Degree

to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen

bob had a football degree, hes good at drama and can kick a ball

by G.M. Inc. September 25, 2004

Football Flip

When the big offensive linebacker flips his opponent over his shoulder with one hand. The opponent lands face first on the ground.

As Andrew ran towards the end zone, Steve tried to stand in his way. Andrew just grinned, crouched down, and flipped Steve over his shoulder with one massive hand. Steve landed face-first on the field and got a mouthful of dirt.
"Yeah!" Andrew yelled, spiking the ball in the end zone. "Hope you liked the Football Flip Steve!"

by Commander Stan July 8, 2006

Football Hipster

An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.

Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.

by KeyKeyWhitsWhits. November 3, 2013

providence football

Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).

LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!

Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.

by wuve you February 20, 2009

soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.

I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008