When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
Get the Old Faithfulmug. by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
Get the Trojan faithmug. being incredibly broke that you’d have to beam ur friend for $7 so you can afford food
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
by veewastaken April 18, 2022
Get the Mohammed Bestun Faithmug. Faith is the complete opposite of her name. If you see her; you better think quick, and run fast. This “dog” will tear you to a mabilizion pices. RUN AND HIDE! NOW!!!
Guy: oh look Faith is coming!
Girl: oh sh** we better run that “dog” is gonna kill us
Guy: yes, she alredy ripped my dad a new one.
Girl: oh sh** we better run that “dog” is gonna kill us
Guy: yes, she alredy ripped my dad a new one.
by Becky1Conobi November 11, 2022
Get the Faithmug. a pussy ass bitch whos toxic af and lets people bully you but when someone bullies her you stick up for her like a good friend. if you see this faith, fuck you!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
me: shut up faith marie you're so dramatic
faith: I HATE YOU IM CRYING RN IM TELLING MY MY MOM AND WE WILL TELL THE PRINCIPAL BUT IM GOING TO SAY THAT TO ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS AND ACT LIKE SHE WONT TELL YOU
faith: I HATE YOU IM CRYING RN IM TELLING MY MY MOM AND WE WILL TELL THE PRINCIPAL BUT IM GOING TO SAY THAT TO ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS AND ACT LIKE SHE WONT TELL YOU
by sketchyfr June 29, 2020
Get the Faith Mariemug. she's a kind amazing girl she has attest 200k on tiktok and she sticks up for her friends and everyone around here if u see a faith around be friends wit her
by funkygirl22 June 26, 2020
Get the faithmug.