fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode

it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010

fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009

fart sick

When you have to fart continuously all day

John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????

Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.

by ebraman809 April 19, 2009

fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011