LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

egg stink

fart. To expel the built up byproduct gases of your digestion and internal decay. The rotten smelling sulfuric methane rich gas emissions from the anus.

Even when I blow an egg stink no one notices.

by Braddick September 27, 2006

bacon and eggs

Anything that goes together well.

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?

by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004

Chucky Egg

A boiled egg.

egg, boiled egg, chucky egg

by chucky egg October 18, 2008

ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.

When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.

by Dan Theman June 16, 2009

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008