Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

douchebag

That annoying member of long lost organisation that sees everyone like they see themselves

That douchebag continuously annoyed all of us, so we decided to put him into his place.

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant

That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.

by Eddie-O March 19, 2018

Douchebag

Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.

Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.

by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021

gentleman douchebag

A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.

"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"

by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016