ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Bag of dicks

A big bag of dicks. Small bag of dick. Large bag of dicks

Go eat a bag of dicks

by Bad ass mofo the real nigga February 28, 2018

Pack of Dicks

A group or of Fuckboys

"Look at those pack of dicks at the end of the bar"

by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018

Flix N' Dicks

A gay couple watching a movie together

Woman: (Asking the man out) Wanna come to my house for Netflix and Chill?
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...

by LeilaSP March 12, 2019

Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.

brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”

by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019

netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes

"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 29, 2019