Dickbending

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dickenstein

You do something really shitty to someone you my friend are a Dickenstein

Steven was suppose to call to arrange a time to pick up the stuff he promised then deletes his post and leaves me hanging that makes him a Dickenstein.

by cockwink October 11, 2014

Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Phantom Dicked

Happens when your watching Virtual Reality porn, giving the feeling of your dick being touched

I was Phantom Dicked early.

by NerdsMan June 24, 2016

Big Dicked

When a person one- ups or attempts to be better than you in your daily conversation.

“I just ate Taco Bell for $5.”- You
“$5?! Man I eat there for free my buddy always hooks me up” - Randy
“Dang you just Big Dicked me Randy”

by Crazyfello999 February 16, 2018

dicked

having someone draw a weiner on yer shit

you got dicked bitch

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

dicked yuh

wen sumone plays yuh or try tu play yuh

teacher:do yuh eva do yuhr qork or r yuh jus not capable of doin work??

student:no..i jus dnt liq tu work all dha time

student #2:ayo she jus dicked yuh!!!...haha

student #1:she did jus dick meh tu

by booskiie April 27, 2009