Cock dock

When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...

Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces

Mary slowly bends over...

Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba

by curry cums out of my jab end January 30, 2016

black and decker

a guy who is incredibly cocky and toolish but thinks he comes off as cool

"Wow, that guy was super hot, but he seems like such a Black and Decker"

by Hurricane777 June 25, 2008

decklan

A cute and/or sometimes outgoing person (usually a guy) who loves to play videogames. He/she has blond(e) hair and blue eyes and glasses, as well as a pair of yoga pants for ultimate gaming experience.

he or she is a total nerd.

Dude, did you meet that decklan kid last night? Man, he knew his stats in WoW.

by maslove August 19, 2011

Top deck

Verb meaning to lift the lid off a toilet cistern and subsequently crap inside. Your shit will go undetected for months, except that each time someone flushes the smell will be released. It gets worse with every pull of the chain as the festering turd decomposes. Try top decking your enemies - it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I hate that jerk! Next time I'm round his house I'm gonna top deck his m*therf*ckin' toilet

by AnthonyH October 19, 2012

Dick Dock

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

by siguario January 13, 2009

Upper Decker Demolator

The act of filling the top reservoir of someones toilet with liquid feces. Preferably, after the mass consumption of spicy foods such as vindaloo or chili.

Oh my god, an Upper Decker Demolator! I keep flushing and it keeps coming back!! Ok, you keep flushing, I'm going for more bleach. And some mints, in case you have to siphon it out...

by dissy614 January 23, 2009

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008