crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy

this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap

by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011

crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;

crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank

by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb

That ship weighs 30 crap tons

by nilethe146 August 20, 2016

Pile of crap

Donald Trump

Wow, look at that pile of crap Donald Trump.

by LiberalLina January 14, 2021

Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010