Crichax

A whiny pompous Homestuck fan who has a sick sexual fetish for the characters in particular Jade Harley to the point they fantasize about becoming her even though Jade has no arms or nose and is also dead. Also doesn't understand the opinion and thinks that doxing someone by revealing their real name is going to save them and believes everything Kiwifarms says even if that includes jumping off a cliff.

Oh...what a Crichax.

by MM132 August 14, 2019

yeasty cricket

a spangled, hiccuping skanky frau with a gross need of aromatherapy

Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and about lost my falafel.

by Bradweiser October 1, 2007

take him down to Beaver Crick

To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."

John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.

I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.

by TFLangsamer August 25, 2010

Cricketbat

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

by Petworth September 3, 2009

Cedric

The biggest idiot on earth. He's the kind of guy who will friend zone u and become ur friend and the next day will come and insult u. If he's one of your best friends, he can be nice. He rages a lot, especially in sports. He's the kind of guy who will fight u 4 a game of dodge ball. So, if u don't wanna be heartbroken, don't touch the cedrics.

Cedric?? Oh this dumbass who insults u and who friend zoned u??? Oh I know him,he's fkn toxic

by that one bitch_ March 26, 2020

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008

Crick

A derogatory term used against every single race of the world.

Dude, your such a crick!

by Sting31 March 22, 2008