Crichax

A whiny pompous Homestuck fan who has a sick sexual fetish for the characters in particular Jade Harley to the point they fantasize about becoming her even though Jade has no arms or nose and is also dead. Also doesn't understand the opinion and thinks that doxing someone by revealing their real name is going to save them and believes everything Kiwifarms says even if that includes jumping off a cliff.

Oh...what a Crichax.

Crichax by MM132 August 14, 2019

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Crichaxing

Whenever someone accuses someone else's stories or fanfiction of being 'mindless rambling' while also doing a crappy Undertale/Homestuck AU that consists of nothing but music pieces that sound like failed MIDI files.

There he goes again, he's Crichaxing.

Crichaxing by MM132 September 9, 2019

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Crichax • Crichaxing • crichael • Crichan

crichael

A flake

I am not feeling this Digimon event I think I am going to pull a Crichael

crichael by Crichael Moss September 20, 2022

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Crichan

A good looking guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is 6’2

Crichan is sexy

Crichan by 24hoursinaday November 24, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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