Definitions by Bradweiser

yeasty cricket 

a spangled, hiccuping skanky frau with a gross need of aromatherapy

Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and about lost my falafel.

yeasty cricket by Bradweiser October 1, 2007

butt chizel 

A very VERY powerful bidet.

After the World Hot Dog Eating Championships, only a butt chizel could tidy up Billy Bob's sphincter.

butt chizel by Bradweiser September 26, 2007