butt chizel

A very VERY powerful bidet.
After the World Hot Dog Eating Championships, only a butt chizel could tidy up Billy Bob's sphincter.
by Bradweiser September 26, 2007
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yeasty cricket

a spangled, hiccuping skanky frau with a gross need of aromatherapy
Dude, hold your breath! I passed by this yeasty cricket earlier and about lost my falafel.
by Bradweiser October 01, 2007
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