cake face

a legit clothing company

Freshly established early in two-thousand-seven, CF came to the conclusion that very few clothing companies were pushing the limits of creativity and new design concepts and becoming more commercial day by day.

CF brings the creative integrity back to the scene by forming our products with dope graphics, intricate patterns, and superior quality materials which reflect a person’s individuality.

matt "thats a sick shirt where did you get it?"
jeff "yeah it's from cake face"

by wrx3r January 20, 2009

Cake Rape

(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.

The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.

by OwenSael November 11, 2009

cake mix

This is where two people are having intercourse, and a person comes up and cracks an egg on the girl. Then, they throw cake mix all over her and yell, "Cake Mix!!!"

So, me and my friend cake-mixed this bitch last night.

Oh no, not the cake mix!

by Will HHHHHHH September 30, 2006

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

cake fingers

what you call a person's finger when they have been or are in a woman's pussy, the person themselves are also know as cake eaters

My boyfriends had cake fingers after the movie.

by Jnay April 12, 2008

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014