Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

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by Roryson May 7, 2010

Cabbage

Marijuana/weed

I was getting baked from smoking cabbage

by TitmouseM February 16, 2024

Muff Cabbage

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It's a Jersey thing

Dude, what's muff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing

by absolutepower October 18, 2010

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Freedom Cabbage

Sauerkraut, but made in america

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!

by Recarma69 September 7, 2023

Little Big Cabbage

A Thin Strip of Pubic Hair which is surprisingly deep
and surprisingly tasty

good resting place for the ping tao munchkin and works great with sides of Cabbage and Clentchweed

mate. i was eating out my girls little big cabbage right.. soo nice!!!

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.

Zach was pure muff cabbage today.

by Hoodrat$hit October 17, 2014