Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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Chump Change Challenge

The Chump Change Challenge is when a male or female takes whatever loose change they have, heat them up until red, place them on penis or vagina and try to chump(ejaculate)
My girl didn’t know what to eat so we settled it with a Chump Change Challenge”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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