Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

stripper clutch

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks

Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.

by kwaw January 22, 2014

country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016

Double-clutch

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.

My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.

by Haveagrandday10 July 2, 2016

fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.

Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang

by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017

Blud clut

A Blud clut is a trolley that contains items for the Mandem to use.

Wheel up the Blud clut

by Koreanbillyofficial November 8, 2017

virgin clutch

Wheb the inside of your thighs are sore

I was so sore from snow skiing that I felt like I had the Virgin Clutch

by FooManChewy December 31, 2017