A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.
by sacuse November 25, 2010
Get the Jesus-to-Fetusmug. A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.
"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."
Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
by Selo April 4, 2010
Get the Jesus botmug. by CGpalace June 24, 2009
Get the Jesus Stylemug. by Doug Mack January 2, 2008
Get the Jesus mixmastermug. by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010
Get the Jesus Jeansmug. A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
Get the Jesus Ranchmug. The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005
Get the Jesus handlesmug.