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Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.
They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus
by sacuse November 25, 2010
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Jesus bot

A type of internet troll who comes onto sites posting radical Christian messages and prayers. Flames users who disagree.
"Harry Potter is sinful witchcraft! It should be kept away from our children."

Guy 1: Man, I was online when some guy told me I was going to hell for watching Family Guy.
Guy 2: Uh-oh, sounds like a Jesus bot.
by Selo April 4, 2010
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Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.
I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.
by CGpalace June 24, 2009
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Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird
Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.
by Doug Mack January 2, 2008
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Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010
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Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
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Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005
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