Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

by aussiemash April 8, 2010

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

beaver canyon

A womans genitals

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

beaner's brownie

when you are eating out a girl's asshole and it gets so intense that she shits all over your face, especially when she has diarrhea. you then take the shit and make it into a batter, and make brownies.

she beaner's brownied all over face

by hoogalybear March 7, 2011

beaver belch

Another term for a queef. It is the emission or expulsion of air from the vaginal region during the commission of a sexual act. Also known as vaginal flatulence or "pussy tooting".

"Did you hear about Odgers?"
"No, what happened?"
"He totally got beaver belched on last night!"
"Wow that's embarassing..."

by wooglinfrowned March 13, 2014

Smushy Bushy Beaver Box

An alliterative term for an Icelandic woman's slightly fuzzy gaping pudenda.

'Man, that smushy bushy beaver box smelt very fishy'

by Anarcha May 17, 2009