alaskan drainpipe

The act of having a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

'Last night, I caught my wife playing with an alaskan drainpipe in the bedroom.'

'I looked in the freezer and found my daughter's alaskan drainpipe setting.'

by thatguydave May 27, 2014

The Alabaster Parakeet

The insignia for the Order of the same name. The origin of the parakeet is one of the fundamental story in the shaping of the Order. The founder, R.M.M. Swigberry-Smythe II, is known to be descended from several families (the name Swigberry is an interesting story, but beyond the scope of this text). The most influential to the shaping of the Order is undoubtedly the Montagues, particularly Giambattista Montague. He was an eccentric Italian merchant/explorer in the 18th century who enjoyed collecting all manner of things from the countires he traveled to (his entire collection is thought to have been large enough to fill over half of the British Museum!) He also had several hundred acres of land, on which he kept all manner of animals, mostly birds. His favourite of all was a parakeet named Zipporah. Zipporah (or Old Zippy as he is known to Order members) was an extremly intelligent bird, who could perfrom all manner of tricks, even doing simple maths! When Zippy died age 68, Montague commissioned a statue of Zippy to be carved in alabaster as a centrepiece for his formal garden. Swigberry-Smythe was so moved my this story, he decided to create a group where eccentric upper-class like himself could meet and share interests, in memory of his ancestor and his beloved bird. And so, on September the 19th, 1915, he and 50 others from around the world met at his mansion in the first gathering of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. The rest, as they say, is history.

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

alaska

A state that boarders Canada to the east. It is known for snow, sled dogs, and sled dog racing.

I have never been to Alaska, but my cousins in Canada have.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

alasken bob slide

rapeing each other while walking down a stair case.

alasken bob slide, is where two people will be walking down stairs while guy shoves banana penis up straw berry vagina.

by janney the molester September 7, 2009

Alaskan Oil Pipe

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman

Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!

by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011

Alaskan Firedragon

Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."

Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha

by bonzeben23 January 18, 2010

Alaskan Corndog

When a guy shits into a girls booty hole. The girl then shits his shit into another girls vagina. The guy then proceeds to have sex with the 2nd girl. Once he comes into her shit filled vagina, the 1st girl eats the shit and cum out of the 2nd girls vagina. This is closely related to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dude, last night me sharon and tanya did the sweetest alaskan corndog.

by Mister Marx May 18, 2009