lily johnson

HAS a REALLLLY FAT ASSSS!perky boobs and loves to have many boyfriends 10 at a time the highest soo far. Gives every guy in a 20 foot radius a hard ass boner that doesnt go away for an hour. The booobs are perky and massive tight and hella warm pussy.

Damn lily johnson is soooo fuking hot. *walks to lily johnson* "lets fuck already" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Luke, Dairius, and RANDALL November 28, 2017

johnson boy

A street criminal, or other rogue.

I got mugged by some johnson boys!

by A. Johnson June 14, 2007

Kali Johnson

A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!

Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"

Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"

Guy: "YEAH! :D''

Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"

by iAJMx November 5, 2013

Mr. Johnson

The coolest Asian teacher I know. Laid back but still teaches well and is more than fair.

"Hey is that Mr. Johnson?" "Yeah he's the coolest"

by HeckinNice March 12, 2019

Max Johnson

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce

He is such a max Johnson

by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019

Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

by Dabz December 12, 2008

Nathan Johnson

Looks like Ed

Looks at that Nathan johnson

by PartyDan November 27, 2018