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smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".
Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.
by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010
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smart david

A person that is very smart named David
Smart David is smarter than you think
by ______-___ April 7, 2019
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smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024
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Smart figure

noun -- How the Japanese say "attractive" or "good looking". In order to say someone is smart, you would say "Smart head".
That blonde over there has a really smart figure.
by GatsbyLosClavos August 22, 2008
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Home-Smart

Home Smart: A person adept at handling the emotional aspects of home life, characterized by:

Guidance: Provides direction and support to family members, helping them navigate emotional challenges.
Empathy: Understands and shares the feelings of others, fostering a compassionate home environment.
Emotional Intelligence: Recognizes and manages their own emotions as well as those of others, ensuring harmony and understanding.
Thoughtfulness: Considers the needs and feelings of family members, showing kindness and consideration in all interactions.
Intuition: Possesses an innate ability to sense and respond to the emotional undercurrents within the home.
Kindness: Demonstrates a genuine concern for the well-being of others, creating a warm and nurturing atmosphere.
Adaptability: Adjusts to the varying emotional needs and situations within the home, maintaining balance and peace.
Despite the chaos of the holiday season, Geetika's home-smart approach ensured that everyone felt understood and valued, creating a warm and harmonious atmosphere for her family.
by GentleWolf June 5, 2024
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Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.
by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021
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Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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