A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)
Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025
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In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.
Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?
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Get the Zoot mug.Zoot a slang created in South Florida specifically Miami, the meaning of zoot simply for the word "gun" or you could say
"zootie" as well but zoot sounds better.
"zootie" as well but zoot sounds better.
Random 1: Jit really got his zoot took at the monster bash
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zant took?
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zant took?
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