A Wonderwall wanker is a person who typically claims to be an Oasis-fan but in reality only knows their one hit: Wonderwall.
A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.
A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.
They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.
A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.
They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
by WinstonBeWise November 20, 2013
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Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.
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by wondernumbereight April 19, 2021
Get the wondernumbereight mug.Based on someone's Tumblr post saying they lost their virginity while wearing Taylor Swift's perfume. This blossomed memes of condoms, "Wonderfuck: The Ultimate Sensation that will Leave You Wonderfucked"
Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Someone in Tumblr later confirmed that Taylor did, in fact, know about Wonderfuck.
Fan: How many jokes do you know???
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
Taylor: All of them
Fan: Wonder-
Taylor: Wonderfuck. Yes I know about that.
by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022
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1:WOAH!! This drawing is WONDERHOYYY
2: dear god what does that mean
1: wonderful or amazing, anyways.. SPREAD WONDERHOY.
1&2: WONDERHOYY
2: dear god what does that mean
1: wonderful or amazing, anyways.. SPREAD WONDERHOY.
1&2: WONDERHOYY
by The Reel M☆xine!!! January 19, 2023
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Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
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