Window Licker

A retard, an idiot, or just a person that licks the windows on the special bus.

ALECK: After I asked out Kalli, I hight fived her because she said yes.

TIM: What the fuck!?!? Are you a window licker?

by Bobby Rydell June 15, 2010

Windows NT

A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.

Windows NT doesn't support the past 5 versions of Windows Media Player, but it runs. B|

by Rebecca/ZC August 26, 2005

Windows XP

A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.

Guy 1: Dude! I just cleaned my XP! It goes a billion times faster now!

by Keijiro H. November 12, 2004

Windows lusers

Derogatory term used to address users of the Windows operating system

"this troll must be a windoze luser"
"dell is for windows lusers"

by Cantus November 4, 2002

Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

by ace789nj November 16, 2018

Window-licking

Window shopping, derived from french "léche-vitrines" in French, literally "window-licking".

We did some window-licking at Tiffany's, Salvator Fergamo, and Burberry.

by Tiboluka November 2, 2008

Windows 7

The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.

Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?

New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?

by windowsftw December 2, 2009