A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.
by SadgirlNymph March 01, 2020
is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar March 17, 2011
‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed
by KingKakuta June 28, 2018
a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
by Mason James February 15, 2020
When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.
by Scuttle King April 17, 2011
by WePull February 10, 2023