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Valentina

Someone who is super cool and sexy and funny but has really poor guy health. Their back is always sore because they don’t exercise much but the irregularities and inconsistencies of their lifestyle choices keeps them on their toes! Valentina has a juicy rump of an ass and there’s no way to be humble about it. They’re super silly and sweet but sometimes get super sad :(. I am Valentina .
Did you hear that Valentina was dancing with Jimothy Jenkins at the discotechque last Thursday at midnight during the full moon? Some people swore they saw Valentina shift from human form into a dancing machine. Seems like it put jimothy jenkins under some sort of spell, that was the last Bernice has heard of Jimothy Jenkins.
by valentinaJenkins November 22, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
by Valoche November 22, 2021
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Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...
What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!
by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021
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Valentim

A name with a Portuguese origin which means a strong man with great health. He’s got a pretty smile, almost as pretty as his personality. He’s great with people and in bed!!!
Girl 1: I met this guy and he’s such a great guy.
Girl 2: Let me guess, he’s called Valentim.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine is the name of the swaggiest person around you. If you have a Valentine in your life you can consider your life a success.
Look at Valentine! My eyes burn because of her swag
by Valentine*swag* November 22, 2021
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Valentine

Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.
It's Valentine's day!
Let's build Valentine a statue.

How big?
Yes.
Cool.
by Bière November 22, 2021
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Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
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