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Someone who is super cool and sexy and funny but has really poor guy health. Their back is always sore because they don’t exercise much but the irregularities and inconsistencies of their lifestyle choices keeps them on their toes! Valentina has a juicy rump of an ass and there’s no way to be humble about it. They’re super silly and sweet but sometimes get super sad :(. I am Valentina .
Did you hear that Valentina was dancing with Jimothy Jenkins at the discotechque last Thursday at midnight during the full moon? Some people swore they saw Valentina shift from human form into a dancing machine. Seems like it put jimothy jenkins under some sort of spell, that was the last Bernice has heard of Jimothy Jenkins.
by valentinaJenkins November 22, 2021
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