slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat

Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat

by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 6, 2020

throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Stank Throat

a disease typically contracted from stank sexual interactions with stank hoes. this disease creates massive swollen tonsils and eventually takes over all neural activity and forces you to partake in more stank activities so the stank in your body can thrive and eventually bring you to your stank death

Aye Reid, I see you got with that ultra stank hoe. Now you got stank throat and you gone die.

by BillyBobStankFoot January 31, 2018

Throat Gopher

Anyone who’s main mission to suck dick or is fixated on giving a person oral at the behest of another. A person who’s intent is to give only oral to another in request.

Oh girl a THROAT GOPHER, i call her up just to give me head.

by Yaboi City September 26, 2025