Seal Kisses

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.

George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?

Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler

by SealManONE August 25, 2011

Oconto kiss

The act of pressing buttholes together and sending a fart from one butt to another.

"Big Michael smells weird today"

"That's because he got oconto kissed all night at the bachelor party last night"

by Big Earl two April 19, 2019

kissing australia

Oral-rectal gratification. When your partner kisses your rectal sphincter.

I talked my girl into kissing Australia last night, she's a keeper!

by Markevin August 22, 2017

dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

kiss a boy

on october 29 it is kiss a boy day. It’s a day that everyone needs to kiss a boy dont matter what sex you are.

(Rick) hey bro, wanna kiss?
(Matt) Yeah sure, it’s october 29 so it is kiss a boy day!
(Rick) after that u can suck me dick
(Matt) ofc bro, #nohomo

by alienbrick October 29, 2019

Kissing Cock

Kissing Cock is usually when your homie bends down and wants to give you a blowie because homies gotta care for each other.

"Ay, can you kiss my cock?"
"Yeah, I love Kissing Cock just take off your pants."

by altbegun January 17, 2021

kiss their sister

Tieing an opponent in a game. Often applied to American Football.

"The Packers can't close the deal... and they kiss their sister... they can't push the ball down the field and it's a tie." Analyst referring to Packers-Viking tie of Nov. 24, 2013.

by sisterkisser November 25, 2013