Tit worm

Where a man fingers between a woman's tits for hours until he bleeds, pretending the blood is cum.

The man came into the ER after doing the tit worm for 4 hours.

by Ushshshe November 26, 2024

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate

A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle

by Stink boy September 25, 2020

WORM

White Old Rich Male

Having been in power since pretty much forever, most WORMs are committed to preserving a white male-dominated status quo.

Ever fearful of anything that could challenge their status or deny them something they want, WORMs make sure to stick together to shield each other from any responsibility.

A: Do you think the government will do something about it?
B: Nah. It's full of WORMs.

by worm eating enthusiast October 30, 2018

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

Gunchie-worm

When an Albanese™ gummy worm is inserted into a freshly douched anal cavity with one end poking out of the sphincter. You then slurp the gunchie-worm out of said anal cavity. Have fun!

I snagged some Albanese™ last night & got my gunchie-worm on!!

by guncherino October 10, 2022