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Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.
by Macsloan October 19, 2019
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Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
by Superbankai April 26, 2016
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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.
Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it
by M3n1s January 11, 2022
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Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person
Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018
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