grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

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tan bag

A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.

“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”

by othatsokay June 7, 2018

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fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

by Smatus June 10, 2018

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net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

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Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

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The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

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