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jump on it june

When all of june you jump on a dick and ride it.everyday you ride more to make your manns nutt.
by Mypussywet December 20, 2017
mugGet the jump on it junemug.

Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.
I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.
by Tikicobra November 2, 2010
mugGet the Doodle Jumpingmug.

trump-jump

A process, whereby the negative aspects of an issue or topic is wildly exaggerated and simplified beyond logical reason. It should be noted that a trump-jump does pertain only to statements made by Donald Trump.
An example of a trump-jump is the following: By letting immigrants into our country, the entire United States economy will collapse.
by snow_leopard July 20, 2019
mugGet the trump-jumpmug.

Jump Rump

I saw 3 drunk girls playing jump rump in the snow and couldn't look away
by oninomad February 22, 2011
mugGet the Jump Rumpmug.

Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.
God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006
mugGet the Jump it and hump itmug.

Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
mugGet the Base-Jumpmug.

jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more
by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003
mugGet the jump offmug.

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