Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019
Get the Jordan Cookmug. by Penis suck February 16, 2018
Get the miss jordanmug. A boy who plays for westfield boys club who has a rather odd addiction to cheese. Therefore is seen as cheezy
by JaysGay123 January 2, 2012
Get the Jordan Tristmug. Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
by Coffee Shit July 27, 2009
Get the Jordan Bliliemug. This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks
"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"
"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
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Get the Jordan Poolemug. Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
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Get the Nicca Jordanmug. Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.
Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.
by Music Maker February 4, 2010
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