Shirley Temple

When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.

Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.

That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed

by tjo992 August 27, 2009

temps

derived from tempo, as in to raise the tempo, temps is a word relating the group consensus with regard to an evening out on the town fuelled by alcohol. The reasons for going out can be threefold, 1:to catch tasty fresh, 2: to "duck under" or simply 3: to get rocked. In conclusion Temps is a shortened version of "are we goin out?"

Jackal A to Jackal B: "any temps tonight?"
Jackal B to Jackal A: "why certiainly young sir, i think the ubiquity of fresh ducks at the pond a.k.a. RoadHouse, is to good an opportunity to pass up...?"
Jackal A to Jackal B: "Jackaal, jackaal jackaaaaal, jackal jackal jackaaal ja-a-ckaaaaaal......domskoy"

by Canary July 8, 2003

Tempt

An idiot on battle.net that thinks there is a direct connection between two players in a starcraft game. Don't ever listen to this guy hes stupid.

21:51:47 <QuickiN> Everyone leave the channel before that faggot Tempt comes.

by Quick[xL] March 16, 2005

shirley temple

the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period

I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night

by Thedonald420 December 19, 2010

Shirley Temple

The Shirley Temple is when you take a can of whip cream and squirt it up a girls vagina. When you have put as much whip cream up there as you can put some cherries and sprinkles up there too. For the ultimate orgasm slide a banana up her pussy. Then you eat the girl out making sure to lick her vaginal tube completely clean. If you cant stretch your tongue that far then make her squat over your face so that it will all drip into your mouth.

Lee: Can we please Shirley Temple? I am super hungry and bored.

Pat: Absolutely! Let me stretch so that I can be prepared to squat

by woner 24/7 June 12, 2011

Shirley Temple

A sex-position when a girl stands over a guys chest and has her period on him

Dude, that chick last night had a shirley temple on me, while over my bed; now theres blood stains all over my sheets!!!

by Sharmoot January 7, 2010

within temptation

A great metal band, then a great rock band, then a poor rock band.
A great band that sold out

Discrography:
Enter (1997) - Doom Metal
The Dance (1998) - Metal
Mother Earth (2000) - Gothic Metal/progressive rock
The Silent Force (2004) - poo

Enter and The Dance rules;
Mother Earth is the perfect album;
The $ilent Force i$ like thi$.

by Arnsy April 26, 2005