Room Temp Dick

Regular dick. When you are not sexually aroused whatsoever, and not wet, or cold.

Billy: Dude it looked like you had a semi-chub in your sweats when Jen and Julie were scissoring on the couch at that party last night...

Jack: No way brosif, room temp dick all the way watching those swamp donkeys...

by RDAobey April 17, 2010

temp

someone who joins a gym temperately , they join the gym but only workout for a month, or they are just noobs and don't know how to workout.

Tori and Danielle: Hey Dave, your so ripped! I want you in my pants!
Dave: Quite Temp!

by dave kadden April 9, 2008

tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

by Fred July 23, 2004

tampon music

A kind of music that may be used as background track, without having it stain whatever it is complementing.

the mellow songs you'd hear in some sort of an office (i.e. doctor's office) would be considered tampon music

by Anyutka September 7, 2007

tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.

Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!

by adjfksf August 1, 2006

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 October 5, 2005

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010